Ujry Hue Ghar Ka Main Wo Darwaza Hoon

Ujry Hue Ghar Ka Main Wo Darwaza Hoon

'"Ujry Hue Ghar Ka Main Wo Darwaza Hoon"

"FARAZ"

"Deemak Ki Tarha Khaa Gai Jissy Dastak Tamanna"'

Isi Umeed pe Bimar ho K

Isi Umeed pe Bimar ho K

'Isi Umeed pe
Bimar ho K lait gye hain

FaRaZ,,,



Tum aao ge to "AAM" b sath lao ge.
('.')/
/| | Sindhri
/\ lay Aana, boht kamzori hogai hai...!

muhabbat karni hai to rab se kar

muhabbat karni hai to rab se kar

'muhabbat karni hai to rab se kar faraz
mitti k khilony wafa nai karte

47028918583496 ye Card ka nmbr hy

47028918583496 ye Card ka nmbr hy

'47028918583496 ye Card ka nmbr hy
load kr lo


Nahi load hua?
Kamaal hy.. Jb main ne load kia tha tab to ho gia tha. Tera cell hi kharab hy'

Pathano k hotel par MQM k karkuno

Pathano k hotel par MQM k karkuno

'BREAKiNG NEwS
Abhi Abhi news pe bataya hai k water pump par
Pathano k hotel par MQM k karkuno
ne zabardast





Doodh pati chai p or paise de k chaly gae.'

Humare Pas Bomb Diffuser

Humare Pas Bomb Diffuser

'Ob***- Humare Pass

"BRITNEY
SHAKIRA
ANEJLINA"
Jaise Atom Bomb Hai.

Tumhare Pas Kya H?

Manm***-Humare Pas Bomb Diffuser

"EMRAN HASHMI"
Hai.:-)

Poor People Of Pakistan

Poor People Of Pakistan

'FILM
"Looto Pakistan"

HERO:
Asif Zardari

HEROIN:
Fouzia wahab

SIDE HERO:
Yousaf Raza Gillani

VILLANS:
Sharif Brothers,
Imran Khan &
Qazi Hussain Ahmd

GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Hussain

SUPPORTING ACTORS:
Fazl-ur-Rahman,
Asfand Yar Wali

SINGER:
Firdos Ashiq awan
Rehman Malik

DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY: Taliban

ACTION BY:
Pak Army

SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice

DIRECTOR:
America

FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan.
You and me.

adnan Sami apni building k 10th floor

adnan Sami apni building k 10th floor

'BREAKING NEWS:

Adnan Sami apni building k 10th floor sy neechy gir gaye...










Aur...





















Tippa kha k wapis oopar chaly gaye..'

Blue film ka director shooting k duran

Blue film ka director shooting k duran

'Blue film ka director shooting k duran kheta ho ga:
L I G H T S
C A M E R A
S O U N D
T H O K O.'

JAWANI jab bedaar hoti hai jawano me

JAWANI jab bedaar hoti hai jawano me

'JAWANI jab bedaar hoti hai jawano me...
.
.
.
.
.
LUX ghul jaata ha ghusal khano me!'

Load shedding ki musibat

Load shedding ki musibat

'Load shedding ki musibat.
Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.
darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye main marr jaawan,phir andar kon hai?'

Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam

Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam

'Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!'

1 Kisan Ne Khait Me Putla Lagany

1 Kisan Ne Khait Me Putla Lagany

'1 Kisan Ne Khait Me Putla Lagany K Bajay Altaf Bhai Ka Photo Lga Dia,
Ap Soch B Nhi Skty K Kya Hoa,





Kawway Pchly Sal Jo Daane Le Gy Thy,Wo B Wapis Le Ay.

eid khatam bakra hazam

eid khatam bakra hazam

'eid khatam
bakra hazam
apni routine pay wapis ao janab
bhuat kha lia dil,kaleji,gurday or kabab
apnay paet ko do ab kuch rest
wish u all the best
regards

Tare tor k lao asman sy tere liye

Tare tor k lao asman sy tere liye

'Tare tor k lao asman sy tere liye..,



Wah Wah Wah Wah

Wah Wah Wah Wah



Tare tor k lao asman sy tere liye



Wah wah wah wah

wah wah wah wah



qurbani Allah k liye khaal shaukat khanam k liye

Udaas Shamon mai lot kr wo aana bhol

Udaas Shamon mai lot kr wo aana bhol

'Udaas Shamon mai lot kr wo aana bhol jata tha,

kar ka khafa mujhko manana bhol jata tha,

Inhi khaslaton ne udki mujhe badnam kar dala,

Wo likh k naam dewaron pe mitana bhol jata tha,

Mat poch muhabat mai la parwahi uski,

Dy k zakham wo marham lagana bhol jata tha,

Kitna dilnasheen hota tha uski yaad ka manzar,

Wo jb b yaad aata tha zamana bhol jata tha......

aik pathan bachpan sai hi pareshan tha

'aik pathan bachpan sai hi pareshan tha kai
meri behan kai 3 bhai hain lakin meray 2

Koi Nahi Aaye Ga Tere SIwa

Koi Nahi Aaye Ga Tere SIwa

'Koi Nahi Aaye Ga
Tere SIwa Meri
Zindagi Mein!!!
"WASI"
Eik Mout He Hai
Jis Ka Hum
Waada Nahi
Karte....................... (RAB...TAH')